We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
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you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
i drank out of a bidet.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
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We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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