I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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