margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
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she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
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You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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