dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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