You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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