I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Enjoy the penises
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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