this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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