CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
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You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
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What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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