I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
He did a backflip because drugs
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Randomize
