Who did Billy Mays play for?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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