It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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