You surviving the open bar?
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Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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