He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
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Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
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Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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