Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i just had sex bonerless
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
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A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
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the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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