A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
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so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
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His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
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