Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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