yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
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I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
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I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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