but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
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Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
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That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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