If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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