Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
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He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
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I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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