maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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