there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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