I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
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I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
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Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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