She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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