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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.

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(419): View more from Ohio

Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside

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(203): View more from Connecticut

That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...

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(941): View more from Florida

Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?

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(614): View more from Ohio

Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. �Hello 29...

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident

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(352): View more from Florida

Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?

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(813): View more from Florida

So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.

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