The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Randomize
