If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
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UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
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Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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