My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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