So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
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I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
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Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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