a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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