Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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