So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
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Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
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He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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