Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
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