we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Randomize
