:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
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after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
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did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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