Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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