no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
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He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
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They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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