There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
babies were throwing up all over the place
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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