just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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