Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
My penis needs a shock collar
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Randomize
