I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
You took a bar mat shot.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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