im gay
i know
yea but for you.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
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gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
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Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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