Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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