90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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