separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
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I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
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FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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