Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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