My cat gives me a boner
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
Randomize
