it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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