i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
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I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
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I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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