porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
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She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
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You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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