i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
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Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
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Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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