do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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