What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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