I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
