He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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