she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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