sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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