i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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