The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
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just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
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An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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