just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
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Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
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Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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