did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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